but they are so often and rampant, I just dont have the patience to write them all down…
As much as I enjoy my brother’s company…
…his presence is REALLY infringing upon my “alone time”
It often still amazes me the ease at which, and the size of things that can enter the vagina…and the type of images that turn my friend on. (makes me wary bout sex with him. I havent tried it, but I dont think Id be into asphyxiation…bondage more likely though)
Silence…
Sometimes think maybe I HAVENT been experiencing an orgasm all these years, just on the fact that Im not vocal…maybe I’ll be more vocal with penetration? or the right person? As it stands now, you’d think you’d be more vocal when by yourself, and noone to judge. But after years of stifling any noise so I wouldnt get caught, it may be a little hard for me to break the habit…
Blame it on the Cylce
My body must be ovulating or something because just a couple of days ago, my libido was in the drain. Now suddenly, Im just…wet. With no real coaxing on my conscious part. not to mention Im uber attracted to a guy I worked with. Not that I didnt already find him hot, but all night I kept sneaking glances at him, and not trying to meet his eye. As horny as I may suddenly be though, Im not feeling the least bit attractive…
MEanWhile, at Work
Black Co-worker: Yo ask Ashley
Me: Ask me what?
White Chick Coworker: Have you ever been…wait I cant ask her that?
Me:
ask me what?
White Coworker: I was gonna ask if you’ve ever been with a white guy-
Me:
White Chick Coworker: ..But you’re a virgin right?
Me: lol yeah, Im still a virgin (though I wouldnt MIND being with a white guy. Im colorblind: if you hot you hot)
White Dude Coworker: Is it possible to give your virginity to TWO people?
Me:
(…I mean if you’re gay you can fuck and BE fucked, and then there’s double penetration…)
White Dude Coworker: Cause my first time was a 3some
Me:
You a LIE
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Oh dear god! … wtf.
what.the.actual…fuck
What in buddha’s name?!
real shit like this…one of many reasons Im turned off by the actual act of sex
this seems to be the favored position of a friend of mine.
In other news: I like her necklace
